Write an atheist blog, and you will receive your share of interesting email from Christians. Here is the latest:
It is my opinion that your useless propaganda is costing people eternal life in heaven with Jesus. It is my belief that NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. You may not believe in God but when you die there is beyond a shadow of any doubt whatsoever that you will stand before God and be judged. Period. I dare and CHALLENGE YOU TO TAKE THE KING JAMES VERSION OF THE BIBLE AND PROVE. THERE IS NO GOD. I DARE YOU TO DISPROVE THE BIBLE. I DARE YOU. YOU WILL NEVER CONTACT ME BECAUSE YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT. God is real and there is nothing you can do about it. Unless you are afraid of my challenge I DARE you to email me proof that there is no God.....which you could NEVER DO AND IN RETURN I WILL SHOW YOU IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE THAT God is indeed real and show you just how much God loves you.
As much as I like the capitalization, I'm a bit disappointed that the hell which many Christians imagine wasn't mentioned in this one. It seems like a missed opportunity. Believe that my preferred god loves you or it will judge you does not have quite the same impact as believe my preferred god loves you or it will torture you forever in hell. Oh well. I suppose they can't all be gems, can they?
