I've made no secret of my love of Christian artifacts, the tackier the better. And while I don't celebrate Christmas, the sight of this tree is almost more than I can stand. I can picture it in the corner of the largest room in my home, covered with plastic Jesus ornaments. It wouldn't have to be limited to making an annual appearance in December either because it would be appropriate for the faux patriotism thing that happens in early July too. Good thing I don't have a spare $400 at the moment.
H/T to Godless Girl (update: blog no longer active). If I lose all control and put one of these on the credit card, it is all your fault.